I. NEED. SLEEP!!!

Why is it when it's not one thing it's another? WHY???? Why is it on the nights when I REALLY need sleep someone has to wake up, cry, pee their bed, have to poop, snore as loud as a freight train, want some or want to sleep in our bed just to kick you all night in the back and rest their stinky little feet on your head? Why? Is it karma? Am I really that bad of a person at times that I deserve no sleep? Now I do have to admit that some of it is my own damn fault because I stay up late and enjoy my quiet alone time. But a woman's got to have her sanity time!!! My sanity time is when the kids are down, the hubs is either at work or watching some dumb ass show on tv and the house is quiet! Ahhhh....I never fully understood the wonderful song by Simon and Garfunkle (the Sound of Silence) until I had kids and could actually hear the sound of silence when they went to bed. I love that sound!

But it never fails....almost every freaking night I go to bed in hopes of getting a full night sleep, say my prayers and think wonderful, peaceful thoughts and then WHAMO!!! Some one's up, some one's crying, someone fell out of bed, some one's gotta poop, someone (ahem, my son) has peed the bed, the dog has to go out, my husband thinks that even though I am sound asleep, laying completely still and not touching him that I am teasing him and it's his turn for some 'quiet time' and starts to give me a back massage, as to say, 'Oh, I'm sorry honey! Did I wake you? Well, while you're awake....'!!!! OMG!!! I was f'n sleeping! Give a woman a break!!! So it seems like every night I'm awakened by something or someone and I get no sleep. And then people wonder why I am crabby and hard to wake up in the morning! Well, if you would all sleep through the night, JUST ONCE, maybe I would sleep a little more soundly and be refreshed in the morning. But no....

Well (sigh) like I always say, I will sleep when I'm dead! Goodnight and sweet dreams to everyone! I hope you all get your sleep! lol