Oh this morning has just been great! *exaggeration alert* So this morning around 3:30 am my hubs wakes me up from a sound and wonderful sleep that I usually do not get! "Well shit...what is it now?" I thought.
Me: "I'm sorry honey, I'm not in the mood! I have a headache and it's 3:30 in the morning. C'mon, give a woman a break already!"
Hubs: "No, not that!"
Me: "What then honey?"
Hubs: "What do you use to clean the kitchen floor?"
Me: "What kind of question is that at 3:30 in the morning?"
Hubs: "I got up to get a drink and found that the dog had diarrhea all over the kitchen floor!"
Me: "WHAT??? Are you kidding me? She wasn't even whining to go outside! Stupid dog!"
Hubs: "Well come look and then help me clean it up! It really stinks!"
So we both went in the kitchen and I about fell on the poop infested floor. Have you ever heard the expression 'the shit hit the fan'? Well that's exactly what it was like! She had obviously been walking in circles so it looked like it had literally hit a ceiling fan. AND OH THAT STENCH!!! It was awful! I get out the cleaner and we both start scrubbing, of course after the dog was put outside to spend the rest of her shitty night! My hubs is now gagging so hard that I fear that within any minute I may be cleaning up something else gross.
Me: "If you even puke YOU'RE going to be the one to clean it up! Comprende? Breath through your mouth please!"
So after we got it all cleaned up and I finished burning my hands off from washing them in scolding hot water, I put a note on the kitchen gate that nobody is to go into the kitchen until I clean the floor again and then headed back to bed! Three hours later the hubs is off to work and my day with the kids starts. I go into the kitchen and mop the floor. 'Well that's done! I'm so done with poop today!' I thought! I get my daughter's lunch packed, medicines are given and got her off to school. Then I go into the babies room to get her up for the day and WHAMMY! I'm hit again with another nasty smell! WONDERFUL!!! Have you ever seen the episode of Jon and Kate Plus 8 where Kate goes to get the babies out of their cribs from their naps and finds one of the girls covered in poop? Well that was my baby this morning. All over her bed, animals, blanket, clothes, hands....you name it if it was in her crib it was covered!
So after cleaning the baby, all the stuff in her crib and the kitchen floor everything is clean...for now! Now I'm just waiting for the next shitty thing to happen today. Man I hate poop!
Me: "I'm sorry honey, I'm not in the mood! I have a headache and it's 3:30 in the morning. C'mon, give a woman a break already!"
Hubs: "No, not that!"
Me: "What then honey?"
Hubs: "What do you use to clean the kitchen floor?"
Me: "What kind of question is that at 3:30 in the morning?"
Hubs: "I got up to get a drink and found that the dog had diarrhea all over the kitchen floor!"
Me: "WHAT??? Are you kidding me? She wasn't even whining to go outside! Stupid dog!"
Hubs: "Well come look and then help me clean it up! It really stinks!"
So we both went in the kitchen and I about fell on the poop infested floor. Have you ever heard the expression 'the shit hit the fan'? Well that's exactly what it was like! She had obviously been walking in circles so it looked like it had literally hit a ceiling fan. AND OH THAT STENCH!!! It was awful! I get out the cleaner and we both start scrubbing, of course after the dog was put outside to spend the rest of her shitty night! My hubs is now gagging so hard that I fear that within any minute I may be cleaning up something else gross.
Me: "If you even puke YOU'RE going to be the one to clean it up! Comprende? Breath through your mouth please!"
So after we got it all cleaned up and I finished burning my hands off from washing them in scolding hot water, I put a note on the kitchen gate that nobody is to go into the kitchen until I clean the floor again and then headed back to bed! Three hours later the hubs is off to work and my day with the kids starts. I go into the kitchen and mop the floor. 'Well that's done! I'm so done with poop today!' I thought! I get my daughter's lunch packed, medicines are given and got her off to school. Then I go into the babies room to get her up for the day and WHAMMY! I'm hit again with another nasty smell! WONDERFUL!!! Have you ever seen the episode of Jon and Kate Plus 8 where Kate goes to get the babies out of their cribs from their naps and finds one of the girls covered in poop? Well that was my baby this morning. All over her bed, animals, blanket, clothes, hands....you name it if it was in her crib it was covered!
So after cleaning the baby, all the stuff in her crib and the kitchen floor everything is clean...for now! Now I'm just waiting for the next shitty thing to happen today. Man I hate poop!
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*Note to self* Don't read blog while eating dinner!
I'm sorry you had a shitty day...I'm realy, realy sorry!
That's truly nasty you poor thing. Look at the bright side...hubby didn't throw up & tomorrow has GOT to be better! Right?
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